Ryan Browne
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God Hates Astronauts follows the story of a group of incompetent, small-minded, super powered narcissists called "The Power Persons Five" who are hired by NASA to stop all farmers from launching themselves into space in homemade rocket ships. Unfortunately for NASA, this goal is scarcely even addressed and the book focuses more on extramarital affairs, bank-robbing owls, big gross swollen heads, ghost cow heads, olde tyme boxers, tigers eating cheeseburgers...
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GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS follows the story of a group of incompetent, small-minded, super powered narcissists called "The Power Persons Five" who are hired by NASA to stop all farmers from launching themselves into space in homemade rocket ships. Unfortunately for NASA, this goal is scarcely even addressed and the book focuses more on extramarital affairs, bank-robbing owls, big gross swollen heads, ghost cow heads, olde tyme boxers, tigers eating cheeseburgers...
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The first collection of the new, sold-out series of God Hates Astronauts! Perfect for new readers! Behold the invasion of King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger and his legion of space crabs! NASA must utilize their every resource (A guy with a ghost-cow head, a bunch of magic bears, and a Chicago cop with robot arms) to avoid an intergalactic incident!
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Welcome to Libertyville U.S.A.! Home of too damn many superheroes! Watch out, crime, here comes Captain Battle Jr.! And Sparky! And Tim! Yeah, you know...Tim! What? You've never heard of them? Huh. Well, it's hard to be a sidekick when there is a city full of capes running around stopping every misdemeanor with a spandex wrapped flourish. Now watch as things get weird when three lad companions (totally not weird) try to get to the criminals before...
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You know whats cool? Being a superhero. You know whats cooler than cool? Killing anyone in my way that makes me seem like less of a super cool superhero and tries to make me look like the chump that my former boss used to make me out to be, but I sure showed him when I deathrayed him and now who is the big man super hero? I am! Thats who! And everyone likes me! And if someone doesnt, I will karate chop them so hard, they will change the word karate...
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Welcome to Libertyville U.S.A.! Home of too damn many superheroes! Watch out, crime, here comes Captain Battle Jr.! And Sparky! And Tim! Yeah, you know...Tim! What? Youve never heard of them? Huh. Well, its hard to be a sidekick when there is a city full of capes running around stopping every misdemeanor with a spandex wrapped flourish. Now watch as things get weird when three lad companions (totally not weird) try to get to the criminals before...
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IF YOU DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE, DONT GIVE SOMEONE THE KEY TO THE CITY AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY! ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT! WHY IS THAT SO HARD?! IM SORRY IM YELLING, I JUST FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS! (takes a deep breath) Okay, so Tim and crew are in even more trouble than they realize as their star is on the riseand falland rise again? And it seems that maybe you just cant deathray your way out of your problems
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Welcome to Libertyville U.S.A.! Home of too damn many superheroes! Watch out, crime, here comes Captain Battle Jr.! And Sparky! And Tim! Yeah, you knowTim! What? Youve never heard of them? Huh. Well, its hard to be a sidekick when there is a city full of capes running around stopping every misdemeanor with a spandex wrapped flourish. Now watch as things get weird when three lad companions (totally not weird) try to get to the criminals before their...
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Oh man oh man oh man! Okay! Everybody cool out! We just need a second here and we will figure this out. Or not. I dont know. Tim and the gang messed up pretty big and Im not sure how they are going to handle it. And not just them. How are the superheroes gonna deal with this? Captain Battle doesnt seem too easy goingnot with a name like CAPTAIN BATTLE! Lets just think about this logically. Maybe Sparky, Captain Battle Jr., and Tim can turn this monumental...
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MINISERIES FINALE
The monumental ode to worldwide wish fulfillment completes its story with an exploration of THE FIRST EIGHT CENTURIES after the moment eight billion genies appeared on earth. We'll see how the last remaining wishes get used and discover the fates of the characters we met at the Lampwick Tavern all that time ago. What's our wish? That you'll see us through, all the way to the end.
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The world has realized that dark wizards fighting epic battles in the skies above our cities might actually be a bad thing, and Earth's leaders have finally agreed on one thing: they want Wizord and Margaret gone. Meanwhile, the evil Sizzajee is still gunning for them, and Wizord's ex, the lovely Ruby Stitch, is striking out on her own path. Forget it, Jake...it's EXPLOSIONTOWN. The second chapter of the dark, funny fantasy that's captured imaginations...
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If you had one wish...what would you wish for? Now, what if everyone else had one wish too? That's Eight Billion Genies, the new eight-issue series from Charles Soule & Ryan Browne (Curse Words). At exactly the same moment, everyone on earth gets a genie and one wish. All hell breaks loose, in a very entertaining way...and that's just the beginning. Buckle in for the wildest ride of the year!
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Welcome to...the first eight weeks! As the world continues to change in the wake of genies appearing to everyone on Earth and offering them a single wish, things are getting intense! Plenty of folks have wished for superpowers, and we all know what happens when you get a bunch of superpowered people together-they fight! How will our heroes survive the powered age?
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Supervillains and mad scientists are on the loose and only the world's worst superhero duo can save us!
Eric and Woody Henderson have been a lot of things — fractious foster brothers, washed up failures, and, ever since the freak accident that gave them their powers, reluctant crime fighting partners. But now against all odds they'll be Earth's LAST hope of stopping a coalition of mad scientists from destroying the planet!
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A wizard has appeared in present-day New York! His name is Wizord, and he's here to save us all from dark magical forces bent on our destruction. He's the best wizard of all time! Or...he's not, and he's lying to everyone, and secretly is the dark magical force, but wants to hang out in our world for a while because it's so much nicer than the hellhole he comes from. Secrets, and spells, and talking koalas-Curse Words is a gonzo dark fantasy from...