Dale E Basye

When timid Milton and his older, scofflaw sister Marlo die in a marshmallow bear explosion at Grizzly Mall, they are sent to Heck, an otherworldly reform school from which they are determined to escape.

Eleven-year-old Milton Fauster puts aside his own escape plans to help his sister, Marlo, who is in training to be an underworld secretary, and his best friend, Virgil, who is stuck in the circle of Heck reserved for overweight children.

Eleven-year-old Milton Fauster puts aside his own escape plans to help his sister, Marlo, who is in training to be an underworld secretary, and his best friend, Virgil, who is stuck in the circle of Heck reserved for overweight children.

Bad kids go to Heck, at least until they are eighteen. Milton and Marlo Fauster have made it through to the seventh circle, called Wise Acres, which is where sassy kids end up. Here the vice principal, Lewis Carroll, holds a War of the Words competition--the winner of which will get to go to heaven. The loser goes down to the next level, and Marlo and Milton are horrified when they find they are on opposite teams.