Laura Silverman
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Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring. Her answer is to abandon her friends and trade them in for new ones. Steve's pot-tits are out of control, but he doesn't fully realize the seriousness until he slams them in a window.
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When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll goes missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it. Without a maid, Sarah's life descends into squalor and chaos. Realizing she needs her maid back, Sarah sets out for Mexico, where Dora has relocated – and has become a surprisingly powerful woman.
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Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act. The authorities take Doug away from Sarah, sending her on an odyssey of self-doubt and a quest for redemption.
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Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car. After discovering it wasn't the infamous terrorist, Sarah is ridiculed by the public and sets out to make sure that no one forgets the horrors of 9/11. Steve misunderstands the term "full release" and causes a catastrophe at a local massage parlor.
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Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again. Brian professes his loyalty to the dark lord by getting a Satan tattoo, and Steve's faith is called into question when four terrible things happen to his penis at the same time.
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Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head. Steve throws his back out on the toilet, and Brian goes to save him. In doing so, he ends up in a similar predicament.
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Sarah gets high for the first time and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously and to act on them. Some of these thoughts prove to be good ideas but others don't. Jay inadvertently lets the world know that he had a nocturnal emission as a result of a dream about a local news correspondent.
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Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage. Upon leaving, she is approached by several kind women who express their own frustrations with the church. Sarah joins their organization to become their most passionate recruit, unaware that they are a radical anti-abortion group.
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After their mother's grave – and skeleton – are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone. In the stress of competition, Sarah's childish obsession with doodie humor rocks her relationship with Laura and threatens the honor of their departed mother.
20) Camera Store
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Camera Store manager Ray LaPine and partner-in-sales, Pinky Steuben, opened their photo store in a suburban New York mall only to end up running it for the last decade as a tax write-off for their wealthy, amoral, and absent boss, Mr. Bibideaux.