Michael Sweater

"A garden-tending wizerd is dragged into the adventuring life by a small warrior princess, as they seek the ingredients of a wish-granting potion. (The warrior princesses' wish? To get big and strong -- and hunky! -- really hunky!) Thanks to ransacking goblins, a too-noble knight, an evil wych, and the warrior's endless appetite, securing the potion ingredients won't be as quick or as simple as the wizerd had hoped!"--