disc 1. In Luton Airport no-one can hear you scream (Victor and Margaret return from holiday to find that though their house has been demolished, someone has still managed to post a sample of HP spicy sauce through the letter box.)
We have put her living in the tomb (The Meldrews are entrusted with the responsibility of tortoise sitting and Victor helpfully informs the Secretary General of the United Nations that he's been using TCP.)
Dramatic fever (Margaret is joining an amateur dramatics society. Meanwhile, Victor is writing a situation comedy -when he isn't continuing a feud against a litterbug.)
Who will buy? (Victor fends off a toy dinosaur salesman and resurrects Cuthbert the ventriloquist's dummy)
Meanwhile Pippa thinks he is responsible for the murder of an elderly blind man )
Love and death (A weekend with April and Vince, who run a boarding house at a seaside resort, finds Victor getting an unusual present, assaulting some midgets with insect repellent and making seagull noises in a public lavatory.)
Timeless time (As Victor is unable to sleep, he kindly ensures that Margaret also gets no peace. Things get so desperate that he even contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year )
disc 2. Special feature: 1990 Christmas special, "Who's listening."
