You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You , Only Prettier , and Bless Your Heart, Tramp , comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

* Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

* Airlines serving up one hot mess

* Action figure Jesus

* Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

* And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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9780312363017
031236301
9781427215789
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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

  • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

  • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

  • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

  • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

  • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

  • Airlines serving up one hot mess

  • Action figure Jesus

  • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

  • And much more!

    You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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