You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You , Only Prettier , and Bless Your Heart, Tramp , comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
* Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
* How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
* Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
* Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
* Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
* Airlines serving up one hot mess
* Action figure Jesus
* Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
* And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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|Grouping Title||you can t drink all day if you don t start in the morning|
|Grouping Author||rivenbark celia|
|Last Grouping Update||2018-09-22 23:50:37PM|
|Last Indexed||2018-09-23 00:31:09AM|
|available_at_catalog||Green Hills, Green Hills Kids|
|detailed_location_catalog||Green Hills - Adult Non-Fiction|
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
|format_category_catalog||Audio Books, Books, eBook|
|isbn||031236301, 9780312363017, 9781427215789|
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|literary_form_full||Essays, Non Fiction|
|owning_library_catalog||Nashville Public Library|
|owning_location_catalog||Green Hills, Green Hills Kids|
|record_details||ils:CARL0000368077|Book|Books|1st ed.|English|St. Martin's Press,|2009.|242 p. ; 22 cm., overdrive:d2eb4e1b-0324-42ac-afa8-dcc36c1b5302|eAudiobook|Audio Books||English|Macmillan Audio|||
|subject_facet||American wit and humor|
|title_display||You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning|
|title_full||You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning, You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning / Celia Rivenbark|
|title_short||You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning|
|topic_facet||American wit and humor, Essays, Humor (Nonfiction), Nonfiction|