How to suffer outside: a beginner's guide to hiking and backpacking

Introductions: who am I , and why do I believe in you ?

Gear: let's spend $2000 in the name of minimalism

Clothes: how to not get killed by your jeans

Shoes: how to walk upright with 15,000 helpful inserts

Shelter: bury yourself alive in hot green nylon

Food: pop-tarts are good for you now

Water: A.K.A. "poison control"

Maps: discovering it's easier to find your way out here than in life

Hygiene: or, complete lack thereof

Poop: yes, it deserves its own chapter

Crisis: how to act natural when you're pretty sure you're about to die.