Chorus girl's absolutely final performance --
There I was, stuck with Bubsy --
In the dead of truffle season --
The bravest rat in Venice --
Notes from a respectable cockroach --
Eddie and the monkey robberies --
Oona, the jolly cave woman --
The invalid, or, the bedridden --
The middle-class housewife --
The fully licensed whore, or the wife --
The perfect little lady --
The silent mother-in-law --
The man who wrote books in his head --
Something you have to live with --
Slowly, slowly in the wind --
Woodrow Wilson's necktie --
Please don't shoot the trees --
Something the cat dragged in --
The terrors of basket-weaving --
Under a dark angel's eye --
Mermaids on the gold course --
A clock ticks at Christmas --
Not in this life, maybe the next --
I am not as efficient as other people --
