Disc 1: Quirky eggheads and Texas snow globes
A broom closet and Satan's Monopoly board
An entrepreneurialist and a swat on the bottom
Hobbitses, physicses and a ball with zip
A pineapple and the bosom of male friendship
A parasol and a hell of an arm
Pongo pygmaeus and a culture that encourages spitting
The sin of greed and a chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
A party invitation, football grapes and an earth chicken
Teenager soup and a little ball of fib
A live chicken, a fried chicken and holy matrimony; Disc 2: Body glitter and a mall safety kit
Contracts, rules and a little bit of pig
A slump, a cross and roadside gravel
A boyfriend's ex-wife and a good luck head rub
An academic crime and a more romantic Taco Bell
A couple bruised ribs and a cereal box ghost detector
A house for sale and serious woman stuff
A baby tooth and the Egyptian god of knowledge
A secret letter and a lowly disc of processed meat
